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The Parrot Joke

Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:31 pm

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes
(he is 66).


We decided to grab a bite at the food court.


... I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.



The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.


My dad kept staring at her.


The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.



When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"



Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!


In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....



‘’Got stoned once and screwed a parrot. I was just wondering
if you were my daughter
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Re: The Parrot Joke

Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:25 pm

:smt043 :smt082
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Re: The Parrot Joke

Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:46 pm

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